李小強未變皇帝已經犀飛利成咁

首先,我決定日後叫李克強叫李小強,呢條hihi嚟香港,只係副總理已經巴閉到大清帝國皇帝出巡嘅級數,我諗佢坐正做總理,全港島戒嚴都似。呢啲友仔,真係衰過小強。

今日李小強有幾犀飛利:

1. 封咗般含道同薄扶林道等交通要道,成棚西半山居民遲大到,李小強被人喺的士、巴士問候祖宗十八代,認真不孝。

2. 差佬惡到襟住一班港大學生喺港大示威,以為大明帝國錦衣衛重出江湖,唔爭在將啲太學生攞去廷仗。

3. 海富中心差佬多到離譜,開金鋪都唔駛搵保安,因為有大賊如張子強,都應該被差佬果斷執法,變咗蜜蜂竇。

未做總理都架勢到乾隆咁級數,做咗應該會變隋煬帝咁勁,包括佢嘅下場都係。叫佢李小強,已經好親切兼俾面。



5 thoughts on “李小強未變皇帝已經犀飛利成咁

  1. 呢單野係唔係真係要入曬小強數,另一個可能係而家呢個”一哥”為表忠誠既表現,一D擦鞋仔 希望做一D野離討主人的歡心.

  2. No. The police officers wouldn’t care about other ‘petty’ crime since ‘safety’ of the VIPs was their top priority. For example, although the Harcourt Road footbridge connecting Hutchison House and Edinburgh Place was regularly patrolled by PTU officers, the floor of the footbridge at the end near Hutchison Hse was full of cigarette butts. The PTU officers simply didn’t pay attention to literring around.

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