林鄭月娥

林鄭月娥 買唔到廁紙膠到返英國

林鄭月娥 深夜買唔到廁紙嘅新聞,喺香港嘅標準,固然係一單好膠嘅新聞,但其實,喺林鄭月娥心中嘅祖國,即係英國,一樣係膠到頂點嘅新聞,Daily Mail就將呢單嘢,攞嚟當新聞報,而且標題用字,以至內文,都係極盡尖酸刻薄之能事。

Daily Mail 原文

首先,上得Daily Mail, 林鄭月娥都唔駛旨意返英國,因為 Daily Mail係師奶報,簡單講,全英國都應該知道 林鄭月娥 膠咗。

林鄭月娥
林鄭月娥

講條題,TOILET PAPER係全大楷,係要特別highlight廁紙呢樣嘢,本身呢樣嘢已經膠到喊(睇條題已經笑到標眼水),跟住內文引個洋人嘅twitter comment,至少笑到你傻。

‘I’m laughing so hard, I’m on the floor,’ a user called Robhimx wrote on Twitter.

而且Daily Mail成篇文,幾乎係有意識咁拆爛林鄭月娥選舉工程之能事,你睇啲內文報導

Lam came from a working class background but has worked as a civil servant since 1980.

解讀:工人階級出身又點?1980已經做公務員喇

But Lam is now underfire and questions are being asked of her knowledge of the city.
Last week Lam was criticised for appearing not to know how to use a turnstile at a Hong Kong subway station.

解讀:地鐵都唔識搭,你知道呢個城市搞乜架?

一個被英國人恥笑嘅特首,你契丹人想證明香港喺契丹殖民統治下「當家作主」,你張曉明真係發緊白日夢。 林鄭月娥買唔到廁紙膠到返英國,仲要件事係佢自己自爆,呢種關公災難係頂級,無人可以幫到佢。

後話:留名等睇 Have I got the news for you 抽水抽到林鄭月娥乾

相關重溫:深夜無廁紙?駛乜返政務司司長官邸咁大陣仗

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